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This is a page for true Star Wars fans. If you are strong with the force contact me by e-mail at [email protected] I also have a huge collection of Star Wars stuff so if you want to sell me anything contact me. If you have icq, my number is 39409256 May the force be with you and have a good time! | |||||||||||||||||||||||
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Obi-Wan Kenobi,he get by on Jedi pension! He now suffer from arthritis- constipation not to mention! Try to use El Force-o, brain all dried up like adobe! HEY, BEN KENOBI! Wookie El Chewbacca show off shaggy Bigfoot torso! He member of El Hair Club La Rogaine he now endorso! Han Solo, he comprende -Wookie lingo mucho screwy! HEY, SENOR CHEWY! Flyboy is Han Solo, hot to jump on Princess Leia, But Leia, she play hardball never give him time of day-a Han no give a darn- soon Indy Jones his prime role-o! HEY, FLYBOY SOLO! Bimbo Princess Leia she play hard to get by golly, When she strip down to her skivvies she one very hot tamale! Mucho kicks she gets when men they bow down, and obey-a HEY,PRINCESS LEIA! Jedi maestro Yoda he no bigger than a taco! Come across like drop-out muppet- Ears he steal from Mr. Spock-o! Live on distant planet No one sure of his zip code-a! HEY, MAESTRO YODA! | |||||||||||||||||||||||
| UPDATING STAR WARS FOR THE FUTURE (joke) | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
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Have the entire cast hang out in a galactic coffe shop and get haircuts like the cast of Friends | Turn Yoda into a foul mouthed couch potato who calls everyone a butt munch! (hehe butt munch you are!) Have Chewbacca shave his body hair,get a tattoo,pierce his nose and move to the East Village!
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